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Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
I decided to place this under humor, because sometimes religious ignorance is not deserving of a religious news affiliation.
Quote:Beards can protect you from being gay, according to the head of the Russian branch of a Christian church.
Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church, explained men should stop shaving to ‘protect themselves from homosexuality’.
Vladmir Putin has previous backed and supported Kornily.
‘God gave us the rules: it is written that God created everyone with a beard. We can not imagine Christ or some saint without a beard. One should not oppose its creator,’ Kornily said in an interview with Russia’s National News Service.
He also goes on to explain the beard’s special status has ‘completely disappeared from the Catholic West.’
In an ironic turn of events, Putin always appears with a clean-shaven face. Kornily has not publicly commented on this.
He has no further evidence of a beard’s apparent ‘protective’ powers.
https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/bear...an-priest/
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
Indeed, where is Putin's beard, then? Maybe he has the gay. Also it's a bit disappointing that Russians don't know about bears. Wrestling bears takes on a new meaning when you know about that side of the gay community.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
(June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I decided to place this under humor, because sometimes religious ignorance is not deserving of a religious news affiliation.
Quote:Beards can protect you from being gay, according to the head of the Russian branch of a Christian church.
Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church, explained men should stop shaving to ‘protect themselves from homosexuality’.
Vladmir Putin has previous backed and supported Kornily.
‘God gave us the rules: it is written that God created everyone with a beard. We can not imagine Christ or some saint without a beard. One should not oppose its creator,’ Kornily said in an interview with Russia’s National News Service.
He also goes on to explain the beard’s special status has ‘completely disappeared from the Catholic West.’
In an ironic turn of events, Putin always appears with a clean-shaven face. Kornily has not publicly commented on this.
He has no further evidence of a beard’s apparent ‘protective’ powers.
https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/bear...an-priest/
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
Losty
That pic reminds me of Jesus and John. The man he loved most. If only Jesus was alive today they could've been wed.
John 19:26, "Then when Jesus saw His mother and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, Woman, behold your son.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
Ta Losty. (throws away half a ham sandwich)
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
I thought this was about gay beards, not actual beards lol.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
We have a lot of "bears" around here. I'm a hetero, but I generally like the "bear aesthetic" as I've seen it.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:49 pm
So, growing a full beard can protect a man from turning gay...
Guess this also works for Russian women...
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