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Opening Hailing Frequencies

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Opening Hailing Frequencies
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Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm
This is the USS Enterprise hailing this unidentified organism. We mean you no harm. Do you understand us?
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Lieutenant Commander Data Offline
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Sensors indicate the entity measures of great mass and verbosity. It may be a mid-21st gathering place -- a "forum".
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I sense a large presence here.
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm
What the fuuu?
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Don't fight it. Let it keep going. I'll probably have to ban the lot of them, but this is hilarious.
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
It may be a threat. We should take raise shields and go to yellow alert!
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Negative, Lieutenant. The entity has made no overtly hostile maneuvers.
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm)Lieutenant Worf Wrote: It may be a threat. We should take raise shields and go to yellow alert!

Yellow alert?!!?

My friend, accept Jesus and you will never have to worry about alerts of any kind ever again!
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Perhaps if we were to interact using the common vernacular of the era. To "participate" in a communal experience. A watering hole. A pit of -
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RE: Opening Hailing Frequencies
April 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm
That's enough, Data.

We know what a forum is.
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