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April 8, 2012 at 5:25 am
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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April 8, 2012 at 10:24 am
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Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
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RE: Jesus' three day binge -
April 8, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Mom: You have to come home this weekend it's easter weekend.

Me: *thinking how she's an atheist and how Easter doesn't mean anything to her* "Okay mom."
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April 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Better answer: "Gas prices are too high."
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RE: Jesus' three day binge -
April 8, 2012 at 11:18 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2012 at 11:20 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
In honour of Easter:



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