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Imprisoned with Christians for a day.
April 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm
What would you do if you were imprisoned with Christians for one day. No way to get rid of them, and you can't ignore them.
I think myself as most people would try to reason with them... However, once i realized that wouldn't work (it never does) I'd probably start getting angry at them for being so close minded... About this time my rage would boil over and i'd be sending them to their "heaven", also known as shock as the blood empties from their bodies onto the floor!
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RE: Imprisoned with Christians for a day.
April 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm
I can't ignore them for that long. They are rather annoying, at least those i have to deal with are.
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RE: Imprisoned with Christians for a day.
April 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Sounds like every day in the good ole US of A.
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RE: Imprisoned with Christians for a day.
April 13, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Probably get my junk out and teabag them one by one. Fuckers.
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RE: Imprisoned with Christians for a day.
April 13, 2012 at 2:51 pm
I would give myself a lobotomy. Now I know what you're thinking, why not give them a lobotomy? They're Christians, what good is it going to do?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Imprisoned with Christians for a day.
April 13, 2012 at 3:00 pm
On fun thing to do would be to throw cups of water at them and Un-christen them
Muahahahaha
