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"Starbucks hates god"
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"Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Christians are calling for a boycott of Starbucks because of the companies stand on homosexuals. They say that "Starbucks hates god.". http://www.examiner.com/article/starbuck...2a0335c124
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 3:36 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm by Jackalope.)
Apparently to not hate who someone else hates is to hate who they love.

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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Wow, a company is supporting equality so they must be in league with the devil.
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm by Christi.)
I completely agree. Did you know that some of the decorations that they make on the tops of the coffees are demonic? Plus, if you take a straw, and stir the coffee fast enough, you can hear demonic messages.

I was a devote Christian until I had a Starbucks coffee.
^ Look what it did to me.
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm
[Image: satan-coffee.jpg]

I knew it!!!
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"Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm by fuckass365.)
The quotes from that pastor are just ignorant. "Do you want to follow god or Satan?!" lol.
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 5:06 pm
(May 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: The quotes from that pastor are just ignorant. "Do you want to follow god or Satan?!" lol.

Follow them? I guess that's one way of avoiding their absurdly large penises Angel
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm
(May 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm)Christi Wrote: I completely agree. Did you know that some of the decorations that they make on the tops of the coffees are demonic? Plus, if you take a straw, and stir the coffee fast enough, you can hear demonic messages.

I was a devote Christian until I had a Starbucks coffee.
^ Look what it did to me.

Shit, this must be my problem. I was lead astray by those equality loving bastards!!!
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 6:43 pm
(May 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm)Christi Wrote: I completely agree. Did you know that some of the decorations that they make on the tops of the coffees are demonic? Plus, if you take a straw, and stir the coffee fast enough, you can hear demonic messages.

This is true! I just stirred my chai latte briskly, and clearly heard "Smoke crack in Beelzebub's name"!
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RE: "Starbucks hates god"
May 1, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Told ya!
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