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You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm
... you start dreaming of the members of the forums, even though you've never met anyone of them IRL.
... you start an alarming lot of your sentences: "This one time on the forums.."
... your counter says that you've spent over a month online.
... you've labeled a folder "For the Fundies" on your bookmark bar for easy access, in case of ignoramus infestation.
What about you? Go! 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:34 pm
...when I've outrun the medal maker for my post count.
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:39 pm
. . . when you start dating the forum creator.
. . . when you check the forum in the morning at the same time you are making your work list for the day.
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:42 pm
(This post was last modified: May 15, 2012 at 6:43 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
...when the number of kudos you get affects your mood for the day.
edit: I'm feeling better people. Just a few more. Come on!
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:43 pm
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:46 pm
(May 15, 2012 at 6:32 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: ... your counter says that you've spent over a month online.
Quote:Time Spent Online: 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 3 Days, 19 Hours, 52 Minutes, 5 Seconds
Fuck.
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I'm only at two weeks, so I'm not in trouble. Yet.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:50 pm
(May 15, 2012 at 6:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Quote:Time Spent Online: 1 Month, 2 Weeks, 3 Days, 19 Hours, 52 Minutes, 5 Seconds
Fuck. Dude, relax:
Tiberius: 6 Months, 4 Weeks, 2 Days, 17 Hours, 45 Minutes, 58 Seconds
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:51 pm
(This post was last modified: May 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm by Kayenneh.)
Dude.. 
To continue the game:
... you'd rather log on here than Facebook.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: You know you've been on AF for too long when...
May 15, 2012 at 6:55 pm
...when they ask you to be a mod.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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