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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2012 at 1:57 pm by jess_essential.)
(May 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: During coitus, get her to insert her wedding finger in your anus, then ask her to marry you. What a proposal that'd be.
Cheap ring too. Give it a wash first.
Oh, so fucking funny. Hahahahah
Seriously, ditch the ring idea. Buy her a cheap ring until you can afford it. She'll love it either way. I, once, was happy with a ring from the quarter machine. I was, however, 17, but the thought was still rad. 
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: During coitus, get her to insert her wedding finger in your anus, then ask her to marry you. What a proposal that'd be.
Cheap ring too. Give it a wash first.
You forgot step 3: Be thankful it isn't customary to exchange bracelets.
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:02 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 1:49 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: During coitus, get her to insert her wedding finger in your anus, then ask her to marry you. What a proposal that'd be.
Cheap ring too. Give it a wash first.
like this, 5th!
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:03 pm
cannot unread.
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm
I'm telling you dude, meteorite ring.
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:12 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm telling you dude, meteorite ring.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=me...osacat=281
Perhaps not?
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:14 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm telling you dude, meteorite ring.
I have one.
If you get one, make sure it's coated because that shit rusts like crazy.
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm
there's no real reason for me not to go with the meteorite ring, I suppose I could but the thing is this will be the formal one, I can buy a simple one in the meantime but this is the one that will be used in the little box, I know the actual ring will make no difference to her but it matters to me. I feel it to be only a matter of pride, I like the old chivalrous british gentleman's way and in this matter perhaps moreso. I want to, for both my own satisfaction and the sense of importance this ring brings with it, I know I could go simple and sentimental but this is a relationship that's been criticised as a childhood thing from the start and affirming the exact opposite would mean a lot to me.
So as lovely as your suggestion is, and as much as it will undoubtedly be used in the coming months, I feel I need some formality to it (plus, she isnt the one that can't wait, I am).
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:15 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 2:12 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: (May 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm telling you dude, meteorite ring.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=me...osacat=281
Perhaps not?
There are cheap ones.
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RE: atheists assemble!
May 21, 2012 at 2:18 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm)liam Wrote: indeed, should probably have made that clear in the first place...my apologies then
Tell your parents. They should buy you your ring?
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