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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 5:52 am
Government cover up? Confusedhock:
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 6:34 am (This post was last modified: June 1, 2012 at 6:36 am by fuckass365.)
(June 1, 2012 at 5:52 am)gringoperry Wrote: Government cover up? Confusedhock:

All I know is, if the zombie apocalypse starts in Miami I'm fucked. I live right above it.
This also hit the news yesterday:

http://www.myfabulousstyle.com/2012/stud...er-student

Student eats brains and heart. Dafuq man.
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 10:15 am
Head to Gainesville. Zombies would hate the swamp.
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 12:11 pm
(May 31, 2012 at 10:48 pm)jackman Wrote: any current zombie flick must now have bath salts as the catalyst. apparently the first shot didn't even interrupt his meal.

makes me wonder, for those who don't believe in the death penalty, what would you suggest doing with a guy like this, say if he was just arrested and not shot on spot?

Of course this is purely my opinion since I'm no expert in police procedures and certainly not those of other nations, but I suppose he might have been detained for secure psycho/medical examination, such that the true nature of what was going on could be determined directly rather than posthumously and speculatively. Just saying.
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 12:14 pm
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/natio...1852.story

He's not a zombie! He's just a very naughty boy!
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Great opening line...

Quote:A face-eating zombie cannibal or a Bible-reading, church-attending Christian?

Is there even a difference?
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 12:51 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 12:14 pm)frankiej Wrote: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/natio...1852.story

He's not a zombie! He's just a very naughty boy!


Obviously. Zombies don't eat your face, they eat brains. Durr.
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Romero zombies (or ghouls, since he never used the z-word) eat your face, brains, and everything else they can get their grubby little claws on.

Jesus zombies eat brains.
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June 1, 2012 at 6:54 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 10:15 am)Epimethean Wrote: Head to Gainesville. Zombies would hate the swamp.

Never played L4D2 I take it? Lol.

Modern zombies don't go for brains, they simply are reanimated with the primal instinct to eat and are extremely violent. He fits the description minus being undead.
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RE: miami zombie
June 1, 2012 at 7:21 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 6:34 am)Mosrhun Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 5:52 am)gringoperry Wrote: Government cover up? Confusedhock:

All I know is, if the zombie apocalypse starts in Miami I'm fucked. I live right above it.
This also hit the news yesterday:

http://www.myfabulousstyle.com/2012/stud...er-student

Student eats brains and heart. Dafuq man.

You're fucked? I live in Northern Ireland; it's hard enough to tell the difference now, let alone if it really happened.
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