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1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
#71
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
37. You haven't been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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#72
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
38. You are disturbed by near death experience stories.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#73
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
39. You go from being an atheist to an open minded agnostic that thinks descriptions of heaven are beautiful after creating eight threads on AF.
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#74
RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
40. Your first thought when you read "I've been touched by the lord" is to get out a doll and ask them where.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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