I can't good speak english

[Napoléon]

I found a rather amusing article online. Apparently my English is very poor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18335017


+1 to whoever can tell what the fuck he, I mean I, am going on about...

[Tempus]

+1 to whoever can tell what the fuck he, I mean I, am going on about...

I gave you a kudos because I actually didn't understand your final sentence in your post. I thought you deliberately screwed up to illustrate bad English, but then I realised it was really my poor (late night in my defence) reading skills.

I found this amusing: "But I tire myself and you shall have of the ado at conceive my." I tired myself one night trying to conceive. I went to the doctor and it turns out that I don't have a womb.

Still, I must say that his English is clearer than some text messages I've received.

[Anomalocaris]

Have to give a former emperor credit for still willing to learn.

[LastPoet]

According to several sources, my english sounds like russian, That is all.

[Whateverist]

That's okay I've been told my English sounds like American.

[Autumnlicious]

Have to give a former emperor credit for still willing to learn.

I love how the Brits love to masturbate over "It was like a last bold charge at the English - but, like at Waterloo, one that did not quite come off."

The man was a goddamn prodigy to the end. Trying to learn a language and deceiving partial success at his age? Wow.

[Napoléon]

I love how the Brits love to masturbate over "It was like a last bold charge at the English - but, like at Waterloo, one that did not quite come off."

It certainly is good wank material.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

According to several sources, my english sounds like russian, That is all.

According to every foreigner I've ever met,I have a broad Australian accent.They are of course mistaken;it is they who have an accent,not I.