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56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
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56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 4:54 am
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A poster on the Friendly Atheist blog went to a Christian music festival and described 56 things which he learned for the first time.
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 6:40 am



Mmmmm. I like cupcakes. Maybe I shouldn't have had that abortion.
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 8:26 am (This post was last modified: July 9, 2012 at 8:26 am by Faith No More.)
I love the 'Virginity Rocks' T-shirts. You could wear that to high school and get your asskicked.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 9:33 am
(July 9, 2012 at 8:26 am)Faith No More Wrote: I love the 'Virginity Rocks' T-shirts. You could wear that to high school and get your asskicked.

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“The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.”
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 9:44 am
What better way to get sexual compatibility than marry without trying huh? Big Grin
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 9:46 am
A good chuckle.
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 11:39 am
God needs money. Buy a fancy Bible cover today - nothing says "I'm a devout Christian" better than a bible cover. All this while eating a pro-life cupcake. And now my head hurts...
Remember remember the fifth of November
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 12:22 pm (This post was last modified: July 9, 2012 at 12:22 pm by Thor.)
(July 9, 2012 at 11:39 am)Staccato Wrote: God needs money. Buy a fancy Bible cover today - nothing says "I'm a devout Christian" better than a bible cover. All this while eating a pro-life cupcake. And now my head hurts...

But won't those Bible covers cause people to end up in hell?

"Hey, look at that guy! He has a nice Bible cover. I wish I had a Bible cover like that...... Oh, no! I'm coveting that guy's Bible cover! I just sinned! Now I'm going to hell! Thanks for buying that Bible cover, ASSHOLE!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 12:51 pm
I just remembered - Envy is a deadly sin..... but doesn't the first commandment have something among these lines "Worship me and only me, for I am a jealous God.."?
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RE: 56 Things I learned at the biggest Christian music festival
July 9, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Quote:44. Christian yoyos exist.

Xtian yoyos are the majority!
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