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"Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm
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Today I found a spray-can on my sink, one I had never used before and forgotten its contents... I assumed it was hairspray and proceeded to use it without reading the cover.
It was a faulty spray-can of hair-mousse and within seconds proceeded to cover the entirety of my hair and face.
I looked in the mirror and saw the abominable snowman looking back at me. After about five seconds recovering from the shock I laughed, wiped it off and used it.
Anyone got any unexpected instances they'd like to share? Doesn't matter if they're minor or major.
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RE: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:29 pm
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(July 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm)frankiej Wrote: Pics or it didn't happen. 
Be fair, who has a camera in their bathroom? Why would it be there? What kind of sick person is taking regular photos of themselves bollock naked infront of a mirror except for a balaclava and a sock puppet to be developed and posted through random peoples doors at three in the morning?
Certainly not me.
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RE: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm
The definition of surprise, a fart with a lump in it.
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RE: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
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My Dad told me something similar to the OP that happened while he was having a bath once. For this story to work, you need to know that almost the whole family has to wear glasses, which naturally we remove whilst abluting thus resulting in wet and naked moles (though not so furry). Apparently when it came time to wash his hair, he squinted at the array of bath products on the shelf and grabbed the shampoo. It was only after he'd replaced it and was busily lathering his scalp that he happened to glance up at the bottle and see what appeared to be the blurry picture of a particularly happy-looking dog on the front. Still, at least he ended up with a glossy coat.
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Re: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
A can of moose or a cab of mousse?
Sorry, but the image of a can of moose popped into my head and made me laugh.
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RE: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm
Be happy it wasn't a drain cleaner.
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RE: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm
(July 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: A can of moose or a cab of mousse?
Sorry, but the image of a can of moose popped into my head and made me laugh.
Hair mousse, my bad. Typo.
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