I was torn as to where to post this; however, Humour basically sums it up.
Christian Site's Ban on 'G' Word Sends Homosexual to Olympics
The American Family Association's Olympic coverage gives you the reports that others can't:
This revelation came as a complete surprise to Associated Press which penned the original article, not to mention the sprinter himself; they were under the impression that his name was Tyson Gay. That's because the AFA's website relies on automatic word correction only marginally more intelligent than the site's owners.
Christian Site's Ban on 'G' Word Sends Homosexual to Olympics
The American Family Association's Olympic coverage gives you the reports that others can't:
Quote:Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
This revelation came as a complete surprise to Associated Press which penned the original article, not to mention the sprinter himself; they were under the impression that his name was Tyson Gay. That's because the AFA's website relies on automatic word correction only marginally more intelligent than the site's owners.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
