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Holy fuck! No, seriously...
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RE: Holy fuck! No, seriously...
I'd forgotten about that pear thing (is that the origin of "it's all gone pear-shaped", I wonder) but somehow I can't imagine marketing it as a method for improving or adding a new dimension to one's love life, somehow...

"Laboratoires Garnier's new Anguish Pear: for those intimate bedroom moments when you need to extract a confession from a cheating, blaspheming spouse..."

The commercials would be interesting, though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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