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Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews

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Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews
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Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews
August 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm
I'm crying from laughter at my desk here.


"May you find yourself insisting to a roomful of skeptics that your great-grandmother was "legitimately" raped by Cossacks."

http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com/#
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Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews
August 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm
"May your son give his Bar Mitzvah speech on the genius of Ayn Rand."
What a terrible thing to wish on somebody...
So these philosophers were all like, "That Kant apply universally!" And then these mathematicians were all like, "Oh yes it Kan!"
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RE: Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews
August 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Quote:May you live to a ripe old age, and may the only people who come visit you be Mormon missionaries.

Oy gevalt!
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RE: Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews
August 24, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Some of these were really funnySmile
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