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Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?

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Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
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Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2017 at 11:58 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I mean.... surely genital mutilation is a good idea?

Oh wait no it isn't.

Of course, genital mutilation aside.... and Judaism aside, Jews are just fine.

Personally though, IMO, the non-Judaic Jews who don't practice damaging the genitals of their children, are the best Jews.

ETA: Sorry I cocked up (no pun intended), Staff, this was supposed to go in the Humor subforum. If any mod or Admin could move this thread there I'd be very grateful, thanks Smile
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 4:59 am
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No God, No fear.
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 5:31 am
I ain't rich enough. [/it's a joke at what's-his-face's expense]
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 5:40 am
I am a circumcised non-jew! Dammit Mom and Dad!!!!
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 6:28 am (This post was last modified: August 31, 2017 at 6:30 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(August 31, 2017 at 4:59 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1v1cd4.jpg]

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(August 31, 2017 at 5:40 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am a circumcised non-jew! Dammit Mom and Dad!!!!

That's so racist of them!
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 6:33 am
(August 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm)Hammy Wrote: ETA: Sorry I cocked up (no pun intended), Staff, this was supposed to go in the Humor subforum. If any mod or Admin could move this thread there I'd be very grateful, thanks Smile

You're very welcome. And for my next trick, I shall walk down the road and turn into a side street.
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 6:37 am
(August 31, 2017 at 5:40 am)chimp3 Wrote: I am a circumcised non-jew! Dammit Mom and Dad!!!!

I have a nazi helmet. Less feeling, apparently.
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 10:06 am
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 12:47 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why Are Non-Jews Non-Jewish?
August 31, 2017 at 12:49 pm
Hehe
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