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RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes
September 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm
(September 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm)festive1 Wrote: From memebase today... It kinda made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...
http://cheezburger.com/6553337856
Ugh. I do see what you mean. Actually it reminded me of
this from FSTDT a few years ago (no my memory isn't all that good; I collect and collate some of the more outlandish ones into a Word document for easy reference. It's a big document):
longwaybacksheep Wrote:[Commenting on a study which suggests that women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer]
Missing the point. It's not the exercise. Joggers and Pilates people - and the sun-worshippers - are the ones getting breast cancer. The explanation is this. It is God Who gives you cancer. A woman who keeps house, and bears the children God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills - will be cancer-free, all other things being equal. "Blessed is the man whom God corrects; refuse not therefore the chastising of the Lord, for He wounds and cures, He strikes and His hands shall heal" - Job.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes
September 4, 2012 at 5:40 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2012 at 5:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
An antitheist...apparently....Maybe god isn't such an asshole after all?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes
September 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm
Subtle catch there!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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