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Here be PIRATES!
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I'll celebrate by illegally downloading copyrighted material. Actually I won't, but since it's Talk Like A Pirate Day, I thought that's the sort of thing a pirate might say.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 17, 2012 at 3:47 am
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2012 at 4:01 am by KichigaiNeko.)
![[Image: 19778872.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.memegenerator.net%2Finstances%2F400x%2F19778872.jpg) Q: What did the pirate think of the wench's booty? A: He thought it was plunderfull! Q: What do Jewish Pirates say? A: Ahoy vey! Q: Why is the Jolly Roger grinning? A: Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh! Q: Why can't tree-huggers be pirates? A: Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!! A Humpback Story...... A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her... He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back. She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself. Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it. Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow. Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole! He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face... As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN! A pirate recently retired and joined the American Association of Retired, Reprehensible, Rapacious, Rabid Guys, otherwise known as AARRRRG! Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates? A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!! Q: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? A: Because they insist there are 7 Cs Q: Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? A: To buy an IPatch! Q: What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with? A: Relationships! "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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September 17, 2012 at 4:11 am
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2012 at 4:32 am by jonb.)
(September 17, 2012 at 4:11 am)jonb Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4r...re=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uraOiXPzdm4  Cunt
RE: Here be PIRATES!
September 17, 2012 at 6:44 am
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2012 at 6:46 am by KichigaiNeko.)
LESS PIRATES = GLOBAL WARMING
" You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." ![[Image: piratesarecool.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.seanbonner.com%2Fblog%2Farchives%2Fpiratesarecool.jpg) Bugger you jonb yer bilge rat!! ...now I'll be singin' that curs'd Pug wash song all night!! 
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
I went and saw the new Pirate movie... Yeah, it was rated AARRRR!
Lame, I know, but fitting, and I'm on cold meds... |
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