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Turin Shroud ruined!
September 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt
Quote:this is the first time that the shroud has been harmed in a laundry-related mishap.
"Simply because the shroud has been given a slight pinkish tint does not in any way diminish its sanctity,"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Turin Shroud ruined!
September 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Quote:"His Holiness was distracted with trying to scrub a tough Blood of Christ stain out of Cardinal Nicora's miter," Lajolo said. "Not that this was some sort of mistake on his part. The pope is still infallible. We have to keep in mind that this is all part of God's greater plan."
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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