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Used by its holiness to wipe some Dorito residue. Let us bask in the affirmation of this irrefutable holy relic proving the existence of FSM.
Praise be his noodles.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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Conservative trigger warning.
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