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Hello to all
July 23, 2009 at 9:28 pm
My name is Fred B and I'm an atheist. I was christened in a Church of England, went to church regularly took confirmation classes and realised that I didn't believe a word of what I was being taught and at the age of 12 became an atheist.
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RE: Hello to all
July 23, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Welcome freddo,

12 is about the age my mother found Christ. Well, she didn't want us to go to hell so we all went to church. I worship Atheos now and his wrath be upon all who shun him! He has a stable of invisible pink unicorns tended by Eris the goddess of discord. "Kallisti!" she says as she rolls her golden apple toward the middle of us all. I wonder why there are so few pirates? Could be the weather...

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RE: Hello to all
July 23, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Many thanks, Rhizo for the welcome! Not sure yet what I'm looking for on here, but I have decamped from Yahoo Answers trying to point out to 12 year old (well, that's the intellectual age of most on there) Christians why their beliefs in Christianity are illogical, but my head is sore and felt like the company of intellectual adults.

Hope not to find too much of Eris' influence on here!
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RE: Hello to all
July 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm (This post was last modified: July 23, 2009 at 9:56 pm by Dotard.)
So at age 12 you decided you would be tossed into the pits of hellfire and damnation for all of eternity? Brave young soul you had there. How old are you now?


Here's a pic of you when you die for turning your back on me. [Image: bluetongue.gif]

[Image: hell-2-by-jack-chick.gif]
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: Hello to all
July 23, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Lol Dotard,

No 'twas me mah what thought I was to be tossed into damnation. I liked the fellowship, stories, and pagentry of it all. I was right pissed off that I had no choice in the matter and my mom fucked up my whole day by yelling at me to go to church, YAY God!

I am 34 now and have been an atheist proper for about two years. After I turned 23 and Before I was 32 it was all agnostic boo bah and pantheistic goo gah. From 12 to 23 I was a very liberal theist, mostly christian, who studied all religions and tried to come up with a unified theory of god. I got my mind on my money now and am trying to work out a theory of economic behavior that can make me rich and perhaps balance, um, everything.

I have four weeks left until I graduate and then I will probably recede from this forum because I will be busy living. One never knows...

Rhizo
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RE: Hello to all
July 24, 2009 at 3:29 am
Welcome freddo Wink

Good to see you're joining in the fun already.
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RE: Hello to all
July 24, 2009 at 8:06 am
Uh, I was responding / talking to Freddo, not you Rhizo. I saw your mum try to save you from the pits of hell. She failed.

Just so you don't feel left out, here's your hell I have devised for you.

(I deliberatly made yours much cooler than freddo's. Cooler as in neat-o factor, not temperature.)

[Image: hell-by-jack-chick.gif]
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RE: Hello to all
July 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm
/facepalm to myself
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RE: Hello to all
July 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ok, this is going to take some getting used to.

Remember Adrian, Fr0d0 = Christian, freddo = atheist

So, freddo, you believe Jesus died for your...argh...fuck it.

Welcome to the forums Big Grin
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RE: Hello to all
July 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm
(July 23, 2009 at 9:28 pm)freddo Wrote: My name is Fred B and I'm an atheist. I was christened in a Church of England, went to church regularly took confirmation classes and realised that I didn't believe a word of what I was being taught and at the age of 12 became an atheist.
Sounds somewhat familiar, freddo. Welcome to the forum.
"I'm like a rabbit suddenly trapped, in the blinding headlights of vacuous crap" - Tim Minchin in "Storm"
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
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