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My PMs with Elunico
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My PMs with Elunico
Thought I'd share my testimony with a phony Christian.

Elunico13 contacted me via PM on June 1 for some odd reason to tell me:

Quote:I've learned alot from Dr. Jason Lisle, Greg Bahnsen and http://www.answersingenesis.com

I also like the biblical approach of livingwaters.com
from Ray Comfort

The article I posted is from Dr. Jason Lisle's blog.

Jesus is Lord of lords and King of kings.

That was the whole message. Apparently, he felt the need to share some apologetic sources he found useful to shore up his puny faith. I was quick to set him on the straight and narrow:

Quote:I have no use for these phony Christians, these apologists. They're trying to be logical about matters of faith. But faith is not a matter of logic. Faith is believing without reason and against all reason. If you need to buttress your faith with apologetics then your faith is flimsy.

I have no need of them because I believe. Even when it makes no sense, I believe. Even when my beliefs contradict each other, I hold to them all. No amount of reason can reach me. I just hold my ears and say "lalalalalala".

I'm a True Christian ™ as true as one can be!

His reply was rather confusing:

Quote:You're an atheist with a fake profile.
Everything about your blind faith and illogical beliefs I agree with, thats why you all get frustrated. Atheists aren't rational. Oh well...

Well, apparently I had gotten through to him enough that he agreed with my blind faith and "illogical beliefs". I found nothing frustrating about that. All I found irksome was his scandalous accusation, to which I replied:

Quote:What was your first clue?
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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RE: My PMs with Elunico
If anyone so much as guesses the true identity of YahwehIsTheWay, may Yahweh himself strike him down!
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RE: My PMs with Elunico
Independently, AiG and Ray Cumfart (bloody autocorrect) are little more than jokes with delusions of grandeur, among others. Together they have the power to inflict more damage to the credibility of creationism - and by extension, xtianity - than all the atheists combined. That anyone could believe that there is anything positive to learn from these idiots is just sad.

(Actually, they can be educational. I remember browsing through the sites once; it certainly taught me a lesson.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: My PMs with Elunico
Quote:Independently, AiG and Ray Cumfart (bloody autocorrect) are little more than jokes with delusions of grandeur, among others


It takes very little to impress xtian shitheads.
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