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**Cinjin** · February 7, 2013 at 3:52 am

Well, I'm back.

It was quite a show. If you ever get the opportunity to see a star go super nova up close, I highly recommend it.

Any more questions out there for your creator? I don't do this very often. I may not visit again for 5 or 6000 years.

~~Gilgamesh~~ · February 7, 2013 at 4:42 am

Do you lift yet?

**Cinjin** · February 7, 2013 at 9:21 pm

Thank you all.
I appreciate all your funny remarks. I'm so pleased that such a great sense of humor evolved into you humans. It was always my intention but one can never be sure where the course of millions of years is going to take a species.

Nine · February 7, 2013 at 9:29 pm

(February 7, 2013 at 9:21 pm)Cinjin Wrote: It was always my intention but one can never be sure where the course of millions of years is going to take a species.

You need to do something about the polar bears. They are all big soft and fluffy but they kill and eat you when you try to give them hugs.

**Jackalope** · (This post was last modified: February 7, 2013 at 9:51 pm by Jackalope.)

The platypus. WTF were you thinking? Were you drunk? Hung over? On shrooms?

C'mon - everyone's dying to know.

(February 7, 2013 at 9:29 pm)Insanity x Wrote: You need to do something about the polar bears. They are all big soft and fluffy but they kill and eat you when you try to give them hugs.

I saw this documentary not long ago - I wish I could recall the title. There was a scene where a polar bear staked out a small breathing hole in the ice - and killed a freaking adult beluga whale, and then pulled it out of the water through the hole. Much nomming of said whale ensued.

Considering that an adult beluga is (often considerably) larger than an adult polar bear, I can only conclude: Polar bears are badass.

Well done, Cinjin.

**Cinjin** · (This post was last modified: February 7, 2013 at 10:26 pm by Cinjin.)

The platypus admittedly is an odd one.

Couldn't tell ya. A lot of species came out of the natural process. Polar bears however, I specifically created for Coka Cola's marketing team. [Image: WinkEmoticon-1.png]

Nine · February 7, 2013 at 10:25 pm

(February 7, 2013 at 9:34 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Considering that an adult beluga is (often considerably) larger than an adult polar bear, I can only conclude: Polar bears are badass.

Well done, Cinjin.

But I still cant hug one.

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**Jackalope** · February 7, 2013 at 10:27 pm

(February 7, 2013 at 10:25 pm)Insanity x Wrote: But I still cant hug one.

Sure you can. Once. And only briefly.

Nine · February 7, 2013 at 10:32 pm

(February 7, 2013 at 10:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sure you can. Once. And only briefly.

My arms would be about 20ft away from my torso before I get close enough to attempt a hug.

**Cinjin** · (This post was last modified: February 7, 2013 at 10:35 pm by Cinjin.)

I made Koala bears for hugging, super models for fucking and religion for joking.

I kieed, I kieeed. Tongue

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