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Conversion
#1
Conversion
Greetings, Atheist Nexus. I'm Alternate, formerly Aegrus. Recent events in his life have awakened him to past follies and, after careful consideration the complexity of which would almost certainly escape your comprehension, I've been reborn.

Consider Aegrus dead. Any past conversations with that pathetic idiot have now ended. I won't be accepting pleas to the contrary, and anyone who seeks to continue coherent conversations with him will be regarded as pointlessly insane.

Anyone who seeks to remove Aegrus's reputation points should do so now.

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What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#2
RE: Conversion
*shakes Alternate's hand

Good for you if you think you have changed for the better, but to quote G'kar on being reborn: "I have already been born once, and quite sufficiently, I think." . Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#3
RE: Conversion
[Image: rolling-eyes.gif]
My ignore list




"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#4
RE: Conversion
(February 13, 2013 at 11:50 am)Alternate Wrote: Greetings, Atheist Nexus. I'm Alternate, formerly Aegrus. Recent events in his life have awakened him to past follies and, after careful consideration the complexity of which would almost certainly escape your comprehension, I've been reborn.

Consider Aegrus dead. Any past conversations with that pathetic idiot have now ended. I won't be accepting pleas to the contrary, and anyone who seeks to continue coherent conversations with him will be regarded as pointlessly insane.

Anyone who seeks to remove Aegrus's reputation points should do so now.

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So I'm new. Forgive me in advance....... but..
Born again as in born again christian ?
or
born again as in new forum personality ?
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#5
RE: Conversion
(February 13, 2013 at 11:50 am)Alternate Wrote: (...) and anyone who seeks to continue coherent conversations with him will be regarded as pointlessly insane.

Ah the old chestnut. Where have I seen this before Thinking

Oh well, welcome new you!
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#6
RE: Conversion
Woah! WitchSabrina! You're from AF.com; the place that banned me after they deconverted me :| nice to see you here.

(February 13, 2013 at 11:50 am)Alternate Wrote: Greetings, Atheist Nexus. I'm Alternate, formerly Aegrus. Recent events in his life have awakened him to past follies and, after careful consideration the complexity of which would almost certainly escape your comprehension, I've been reborn.

Consider Aegrus dead. Any past conversations with that pathetic idiot have now ended. I won't be accepting pleas to the contrary, and anyone who seeks to continue coherent conversations with him will be regarded as pointlessly insane.

Anyone who seeks to remove Aegrus's reputation points should do so now.

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What made you change your mind? Wanting to try your hand at being a Poe?
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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#7
RE: Conversion
(February 13, 2013 at 1:37 pm)FallentoReason Wrote: Woah! WitchSabrina! You're from AF.com; the place that banned me after they deconverted me :| nice to see you here.

(February 13, 2013 at 11:50 am)Alternate Wrote: Greetings, Atheist Nexus. I'm Alternate, formerly Aegrus. Recent events in his life have awakened him to past follies and, after careful consideration the complexity of which would almost certainly escape your comprehension, I've been reborn.

Consider Aegrus dead. Any past conversations with that pathetic idiot have now ended. I won't be accepting pleas to the contrary, and anyone who seeks to continue coherent conversations with him will be regarded as pointlessly insane.

Anyone who seeks to remove Aegrus's reputation points should do so now.

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What made you change your mind? Wanting to try your hand at being a Poe?

And you deserve an answer to this question. . .why?
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#8
RE: Conversion
Yikes.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
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#9
RE: Conversion
(February 13, 2013 at 11:50 am)Alternate Wrote: the complexity of which would almost certainly escape your comprehension,


WHOA. Back the fuck up, everyone. We are dealing with one deep motherfucker.
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#10
RE: Conversion
(February 13, 2013 at 1:47 pm)Psykhronic Wrote:
(February 13, 2013 at 11:50 am)Alternate Wrote: the complexity of which would almost certainly escape your comprehension,


WHOA. Back the fuck up, everyone. We are dealing with one deep motherfucker.

A motherfucker, at least.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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