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February 17, 2013 at 1:39 pm
(February 17, 2013 at 8:03 am)AtlasS Wrote: Ewww ! adoring the smell of anything but fish man, ANYTHING ! Sad .
That story made my stomach turn, it's that stench which makes me run when I see a fish market.

You know stimbo, you can convert me to atheism using fish.. Especially steamed fish ....

There's an old joke about a blind man walking through a market. As he passes the fish stall, he raises his hat and says "Good morning, ladies!"

However, I'm far too much the gentleman to repeat such things and especially in mixed company.
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February 17, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Bro... get an avatar. I tend to skip over faceless people, and sometimes I step on them.

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February 17, 2013 at 1:46 pm
(February 17, 2013 at 8:27 am)Aractus Wrote: Our good for nothing foreign-born prime minister...

The world according to Aractus: racism - bad, xenophobia - good.
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February 17, 2013 at 1:47 pm
(February 17, 2013 at 1:46 pm)cato123 Wrote: The world according to Aractus: racism - bad, xenophobia - good.

Xenophobia is good. You should get lots of practice with it before you 'get to space'.

Aliens aren't to be trusted. Your own people aren't to be either... but aliens REALLY are not to be trusted.
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February 17, 2013 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: February 17, 2013 at 1:52 pm by Cyberman.)
We're already in space. Technically it starts at ground level, but even officially it's still closer than you think. One person described space as being roughly a ten minute drive away, if your car could drive straight up.
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February 17, 2013 at 1:55 pm
(February 17, 2013 at 1:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: We're already in space. Technically it starts at ground level, but officially it's still closer than you think. One person described space as being roughly a ten minute drive away, if your car could drive straight up.

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February 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm
Does the fact that I'm an alien put a damper on the wedding?
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February 17, 2013 at 2:17 pm
(February 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Does the fact that I'm an alien put a damper on the wedding?

Never, silly one. Just remember the terms and conditions, especially the bit about me having a consort or three... and we're golden.
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February 17, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Klaatu barada nikto ... I mean, great!
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February 17, 2013 at 3:36 pm
(February 17, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Klaatu barada nikto ... I mean, great!

Oh shit, its clatu verata nictu, now we have to contend with a zombie apocalipse Big Grin

Now we must call Bruce Campbell to make the skeletons run in fear LMAO:

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