Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date

[John V]

This is a poem I wrote and a friend helped polish! I wasn't sure where this went but I thought I would share it with you guys. Based off of a terrible date I had recently.

Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
Atothetheist

You disgusting woman
Packaged to appeal
Pouring wine of vitriol
Ruining our meal

You reek of hypocrisy
Telling me to be me
While you fake your humanity;
disguise your wretchedness
In that low cut dress
If the world worked your way
It would be an autocracy.

Let's eat, you crow
Reap the wheat
and eat the meat
That others tend, tenderise or sow

You squirmy, little faker
Badgering on about God
I swear, if you go on much longer
Be prepared to meet your maker

Yes, I love your new dress
[you repulsive thing]
No, you don't look fat [Not at all]
How about we go to the dancing hall?
Let's caress and twirl and spin.

We are going to dance, you bitch, until the day is new
Because tonight, I'm going to be a hypocrite too.

Maybe you're a bad conversationalist and she was just trying to fill things in as best she could. With your attitude, learn to embrace virginity, or get a hooker, cause you're prolly not getting any for free anytime soon.

[Atothetheist]

This is a poem I wrote and a friend helped polish! I wasn't sure where this went but I thought I would share it with you guys. Based off of a terrible date I had recently.

Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
Atothetheist

You disgusting woman
Packaged to appeal
Pouring wine of vitriol
Ruining our meal

You reek of hypocrisy
Telling me to be me
While you fake your humanity;
disguise your wretchedness
In that low cut dress
If the world worked your way
It would be an autocracy.

Let's eat, you crow
Reap the wheat
and eat the meat
That others tend, tenderise or sow

You squirmy, little faker
Badgering on about God
I swear, if you go on much longer
Be prepared to meet your maker

Yes, I love your new dress
[you repulsive thing]
No, you don't look fat [Not at all]
How about we go to the dancing hall?
Let's caress and twirl and spin.

We are going to dance, you bitch, until the day is new
Because tonight, I'm going to be a hypocrite too.

Maybe you're a bad conversationalist and she was just trying to fill things in as best she could. With your attitude, learn to embrace virginity, or get a hooker, cause you're prolly not getting any for free anytime soon.

Can you honestly say you have me figured out already in one post? Sure, maybe. If I had made it revealing enough, although the poem was not talking about me, so much as it was ragging on a date who had a completely disgusting views on things such as racism, religion, and social/ economic policies. Ever had a date that you were against on fundamentally ever point? Maybe I was a bad conversationalist, maybe I should embrace virginity, but I don't think you can honestly say that with in regards to this post.

[John V]

Hence beginning with "maybe."