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Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 3, 2013 at 9:13 pm
(This post was last modified: March 3, 2013 at 9:39 pm by Atothetheist.)
This is a poem I wrote and a friend helped polish! I wasn't sure where this went but I thought I would share it with you guys. Based off of a terrible date I had recently.
Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
Atothetheist
You disgusting woman
Packaged to appeal
Pouring wine of vitriol
Ruining our meal
You reek of hypocrisy
Telling me to be me
While you fake your humanity;
disguise your wretchedness
In that low cut dress
If the world worked your way
It would be an autocracy.
Let's eat, you crow
Reap the wheat
and eat the meat
That others tend, tenderise or sow
You squirmy, little faker
Badgering on about God
I swear, if you go on much longer
Be prepared to meet your maker
Yes, I love your new dress
[you repulsive thing]
No, you don't look fat [Not at all]
How about we go to the dancing hall?
Let's caress and twirl and spin.
We are going to dance, you bitch, until the day is new
Because tonight, I'm going to be a hypocrite too.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 3, 2013 at 9:23 pm
Sounds cool, but I would never call a woman a bitch. That's just me. Can't do it. It's degrading.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 3, 2013 at 9:27 pm
Quote:In that low cut dress
That can make up for a lot.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 3, 2013 at 9:37 pm
(March 3, 2013 at 9:23 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Sounds cool, but I would never call a woman a bitch. That's just me. Can't do it. It's degrading.
I don't usually call anybody a bitch unless I am joking or super disgusted with them.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 6, 2013 at 3:24 pm
So, she didn't kiss you at the end of the date maybe?
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
Did she play a mean pinball?
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 6, 2013 at 3:34 pm
What is the point? You meet a hot woman, but found out she believed, she said stupid and vile shit you decided to fuck her anyway?
I know people do that, but I couldn't. Not judging, as long as it was consensual, but unless you plan on never seeing her again, then you will get to the point of disagreement at some point and that can blow up in your face in a long term relationship. But since you called it a blind date, you better hope she doesn't pursue you further.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 7, 2013 at 8:11 pm
(March 6, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What is the point? You meet a hot woman, but found out she believed, she said stupid and vile shit you decided to fuck her anyway?
I know people do that, but I couldn't. Not judging, as long as it was consensual, but unless you plan on never seeing her again, then you will get to the point of disagreement at some point and that can blow up in your face in a long term relationship. But since you called it a blind date, you better hope she doesn't pursue you further.
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No, we did not have sex. Please, I'm still a virgin. I was making the point that I was going to "enjoy" the date.
Trust me, I won't be talking to her for a long time.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 8, 2013 at 12:48 pm
(March 7, 2013 at 8:11 pm)Atothetheist Wrote: (March 6, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What is the point? You meet a hot woman, but found out she believed, she said stupid and vile shit you decided to fuck her anyway?
I know people do that, but I couldn't. Not judging, as long as it was consensual, but unless you plan on never seeing her again, then you will get to the point of disagreement at some point and that can blow up in your face in a long term relationship. But since you called it a blind date, you better hope she doesn't pursue you further.
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No, we did not have sex. Please, I'm still a virgin. I was making the point that I was going to "enjoy" the date.
Trust me, I won't be talking to her for a long time.
Sorry but your poem came across as really creepy. I love sexy women, and certainly I have seen sexy women who are fundy bat shit insane, but I don't write poems about how I want to fuck them and hate them at the same time.
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, no risk of disease or an 18 year anchor around your neck, atheist or theist.
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RE: Deaf, Dumb and Blind Date
March 8, 2013 at 5:26 pm
(March 8, 2013 at 12:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (March 7, 2013 at 8:11 pm)Atothetheist Wrote: No, we did not have sex. Please, I'm still a virgin. I was making the point that I was going to "enjoy" the date.
Trust me, I won't be talking to her for a long time.
Sorry but your poem came across as really creepy. I love sexy women, and certainly I have seen sexy women who are fundy bat shit insane, but I don't write poems about how I want to fuck them and hate them at the same time.
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, no risk of disease or an 18 year anchor around your neck, atheist or theist. Dude, the poem was not about "Fucking" it was about enjoying (as in faking having a good time.) Your inferences made it creepy. Plus, can you tell me you haven't been in a situation where you lied to your date just to get in her/his pants? I doubt it.
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