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Wake up
Tea Earl Grey Hot Offline
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Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:34 am
Wake up.

None of this is real.

You've been in a coma for 3 weeks.
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:35 am
Not this month, I haven't. Big Grin
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:43 am
go to bed!
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:46 am
(March 10, 2013 at 1:43 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: go to bed!

The Germans are coming Wrote:sleep is for losers
Nice try. Wink
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:50 am
(March 10, 2013 at 1:43 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: go to bed!

Don't deny it TGAC, you are in a coma. It happened during your last ww2 themed bdsm sessions. You accidentally snorted up your fake Hitler mustache, passed out from lack of air and bashed your head pretty bad in the fall.
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 3:28 am
Um..

Good morning!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:37 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2013 at 1:38 pm by Rhizomorph13.)
I saw this thread and the first thing that came to mind was the end of a quote from the grand dragon of the KKK, "...white people! KKK all the way!"

Fuck you Jerry Springer for my inability to unknow that quote.
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 1:51 pm
I seem to be awake for most of the night lately, why in hell do I wake up with my limbs dormant?
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RE: Wake up
March 10, 2013 at 5:39 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2013 at 5:39 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
For me no matter how weird my dreams are they never seem weird while I'm having them. I remember one dream where I was in a city and all the buildings were made out of leather covered cushions and I thought nothing of it.
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