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Wake up
#1
Wake up
Wake up.

None of this is real.

You've been in a coma for 3 weeks.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#2
RE: Wake up
Not this month, I haven't. Big Grin
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#3
RE: Wake up
go to bed!
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#4
RE: Wake up
(March 10, 2013 at 1:43 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: go to bed!

The Germans are coming Wrote:sleep is for losers
Nice try. Wink
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#5
RE: Wake up
(March 10, 2013 at 1:43 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: go to bed!

Don't deny it TGAC, you are in a coma. It happened during your last ww2 themed bdsm sessions. You accidentally snorted up your fake Hitler mustache, passed out from lack of air and bashed your head pretty bad in the fall.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#6
RE: Wake up
Um..

Good morning!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#7
RE: Wake up
I saw this thread and the first thing that came to mind was the end of a quote from the grand dragon of the KKK, "...white people! KKK all the way!"

Fuck you Jerry Springer for my inability to unknow that quote.
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#8
RE: Wake up
I seem to be awake for most of the night lately, why in hell do I wake up with my limbs dormant?
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#9
RE: Wake up
For me no matter how weird my dreams are they never seem weird while I'm having them. I remember one dream where I was in a city and all the buildings were made out of leather covered cushions and I thought nothing of it.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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