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Jesus is Here
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(March 22, 2013 at 8:18 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(March 22, 2013 at 8:12 pm)festive1 Wrote: Oh my... Well, welcome to the forum. That is totally dependent upon your future behavior. RE: Jesus is Here
March 22, 2013 at 9:41 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2013 at 9:42 pm by Darkstar.)
By any chance, are you a shape-shifter? John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
Hello, jesus....some of your "followers" (of various stripes) are around here.
Kindly kick the shit out of them.
Oh Fuck! NOT YOU AGAIN!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Thank you all for your warm welcome.
And yes, I'm an ill-tempered, poorly behaved, shape-shifting, riding about in a sidecar jebus!
They have meds for that nowadays...
Happy to make your acquaintance. Pray for me cuz if half what your followers say is true I'm in a lot of trouble.
It must be agonizing to type. Your hands must be in severe pain!
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water
I won't forget this one. My question is, does Jesus have a big penis, is it just above the vagina or near it, and when you are among us do you miss you (by you, not the first one but the second, I mean your other you, the father, which is really not your father, but you)? Thank you.
And welcome.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon |
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