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I am God
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 I am God
March 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm
(This post was last modified: March 23, 2013 at 7:10 pm by The Reality Salesman01.)
Prove me wrong.
P.S. Christians have it all wrong 
"1 Say: He is Allah, the one and only;
2 Allah, the eternal, absolute; 3 He sires no offspring,nor is he anyone's offspring; 4 And there is none like him." [Surah 112:1-4] Fulfill that Bro and i'll worship you.
Allah says in the Qur'an:
ادْعُ إِلَىٰ سَبِيلِ رَبِّكَ بِالْحِكْمَةِ وَالْمَوْعِظَةِ الْحَسَنَةِ ۖ وَجَادِلْهُمْ بِالَّتِي هِيَ أَحْسَنُ ۚ إِنَّ رَبَّكَ هُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِمَنْ ضَلَّ عَنْ سَبِيلِهِ ۖ وَهُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِالْمُهْتَدِينَ "Invite to the way of your Lord with wisdom and good instruction, and argue with them in a way that is best. Indeed, your Lord is most knowing of who has strayed from His way, and He is most knowing of who is [rightly] guided." [Surah 16:125] Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said: “The most complete in faith are those best in their character, those who are easy to socialise with, and those who get along with others and others get along with them. There is no good in the one who cannot get along with others and others cannot get along with him.” -Tirmidhi Sahih Muslim, Book 32, Number 6307: 'Abdullah reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: “Truth leads one to Paradise and virtue leads one to Paradise and the person tells the truth until he is recorded as truthful, and lie leads to obscenity and obscenity leads to Hell, and the person tells a lie until he is recorded as a liar.” 
I dont care enought to look for and then post, the "Honeybadger dont care" meme.
(March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: "1 Say: He is Allah, the one and only; I'm sorry to inform you that the God you seek is not real. I said I was God, I didn't say you were right about the one you thought was real. But, I forgive you. Afterall, if you weren't able to come to that conclusion on your own, it's my fault for not designing you in such a way. Honestly, humans were more or less an experiment. I don't know who started the whole idea that my plan was completely thought out or even a plan at all. I was just bored. One more thing bro, I'm the all mighty God, you don't need to worship me. I'm just the reason you exist. It would be pretty petty of me to just create things so they could worship me. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Good news though, the part about me be loving and forgiving is true! Life everlasting?...You got it! Next question. (March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote:(March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: "1 Say: He is Allah, the one and only; Oh ok. Wanna go for dinner?
Allah says in the Qur'an:
ادْعُ إِلَىٰ سَبِيلِ رَبِّكَ بِالْحِكْمَةِ وَالْمَوْعِظَةِ الْحَسَنَةِ ۖ وَجَادِلْهُمْ بِالَّتِي هِيَ أَحْسَنُ ۚ إِنَّ رَبَّكَ هُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِمَنْ ضَلَّ عَنْ سَبِيلِهِ ۖ وَهُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِالْمُهْتَدِينَ "Invite to the way of your Lord with wisdom and good instruction, and argue with them in a way that is best. Indeed, your Lord is most knowing of who has strayed from His way, and He is most knowing of who is [rightly] guided." [Surah 16:125] Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said: “The most complete in faith are those best in their character, those who are easy to socialise with, and those who get along with others and others get along with them. There is no good in the one who cannot get along with others and others cannot get along with him.” -Tirmidhi Sahih Muslim, Book 32, Number 6307: 'Abdullah reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: “Truth leads one to Paradise and virtue leads one to Paradise and the person tells the truth until he is recorded as truthful, and lie leads to obscenity and obscenity leads to Hell, and the person tells a lie until he is recorded as a liar.” (March 23, 2013 at 7:36 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote:(March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: I'm sorry to inform you that the God you seek is not real. I said I was God, I didn't say you were right about the one you thought was real. But, I forgive you. Afterall, if you weren't able to come to that conclusion on your own, it's my fault for not designing you in such a way. Honestly, humans were more or less an experiment. I don't know who started the whole idea that my plan was completely thought out or even a plan at all. I was just bored. One more thing bro, I'm the all mighty God, you don't need to worship me. I'm just the reason you exist. It would be pretty petty of me to just create things so they could worship me. I'm sorry to disappoint you. Good news though, the part about me be loving and forgiving is true! Life everlasting?...You got it! Next question. No thanks, don't eat. (March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote:(March 23, 2013 at 7:36 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: Oh ok. Wanna go for dinner? We could grab a drink. Hit some pool up? Shoot a few hoops?
Allah says in the Qur'an:
ادْعُ إِلَىٰ سَبِيلِ رَبِّكَ بِالْحِكْمَةِ وَالْمَوْعِظَةِ الْحَسَنَةِ ۖ وَجَادِلْهُمْ بِالَّتِي هِيَ أَحْسَنُ ۚ إِنَّ رَبَّكَ هُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِمَنْ ضَلَّ عَنْ سَبِيلِهِ ۖ وَهُوَ أَعْلَمُ بِالْمُهْتَدِينَ "Invite to the way of your Lord with wisdom and good instruction, and argue with them in a way that is best. Indeed, your Lord is most knowing of who has strayed from His way, and He is most knowing of who is [rightly] guided." [Surah 16:125] Prophet Muhammad (SAW) said: “The most complete in faith are those best in their character, those who are easy to socialise with, and those who get along with others and others get along with them. There is no good in the one who cannot get along with others and others cannot get along with him.” -Tirmidhi Sahih Muslim, Book 32, Number 6307: 'Abdullah reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: “Truth leads one to Paradise and virtue leads one to Paradise and the person tells the truth until he is recorded as truthful, and lie leads to obscenity and obscenity leads to Hell, and the person tells a lie until he is recorded as a liar.” RE: I am God
March 23, 2013 at 7:46 pm
(This post was last modified: March 23, 2013 at 7:48 pm by The Reality Salesman01.)
(March 23, 2013 at 7:39 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote:(March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: No thanks, don't eat. Oh that's very kind of you to offer. However, that is not in the plans I have for you this evening. We will spend time together soon. I cannot tell you at this time what the plan is because there is a lesson I intend you to learn, but don't worry, I will show you in due time. I've designed them to just kinda fall into place. For the time being, just continue living your life as best you can. I don't hold grudges, I trust that the moral compass I have provided you with will serve you as an accurate guide as to what the right thing to do will be. Of course, every once in a while, one or two malfunctions, but it's really no biggie. I'll fix'em later. |
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