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Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

Categories: Atheist| Filmmaker| Actor
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RE: Woody Allen
A bit off subject but my favourite woody allen quotes is
'sex without love is a shallow meaningless act'
'but as shallow meaningless acts go, its one of the best'



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RE: Woody Allen
"Eternity becomes very boring, particularly near the end".
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Leo van Miert
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RE: Woody Allen
Lol! good quotes. Nice ones.
Evf
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#5
RE: Woody Allen
Think Woody is a very strange man and a pervert

But good quotes though
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RE: Woody Allen
Haha lol.
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RE: Woody Allen
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

Kyu
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