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Dave Allen on religion
September 10, 2010 at 6:38 am
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Nuns - if you don't love God they'll nail you to a cross. Wink
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 11, 2010 at 7:26 pm
(September 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm)lrh9 Wrote: Nuns - if you don't love God they'll nail you to a cross. Wink


Yup,that sounds like the convent schools I went to from ages 5 to 11. Crucifictions were rare. Usually all they did was to belt you on the back of the bare legs with the cane handle of a feather duster,or a nice strong piece of electrical cable,about the thickness of my little finger. Seldom actually drew blood.

That type and severity of corporal punishment was an accepted teaching aide in what passed for Catholic education up to the late 1960's,pretty much all over the world.Angry
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 11, 2010 at 8:17 pm
(September 11, 2010 at 7:26 pm)padraic Wrote:
(September 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm)lrh9 Wrote: Nuns - if you don't love God they'll nail you to a cross. Wink


Yup,that sounds like the convent schools I went to from ages 5 to 11. Crucifictions were rare. Usually all they did was to belt you on the back of the bare legs with the cane handle of a feather duster,or a nice strong piece of electrical cable,about the thickness of my little finger. Seldom actually drew blood.

That type and severity of corporal punishment was an accepted teaching aide in what passed for Catholic education up to the late 1960's,pretty much all over the world.Angry

Maybe you were just a bad little Catholic and refused the priest. Big Grin
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 11, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Quote:Maybe you were just a bad little Catholic and refused the priest.


THAT is too close to the bone to be funny. (if you'll pardon the expression)Angel
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 11, 2010 at 9:31 pm
(September 11, 2010 at 9:23 pm)padraic Wrote:
Quote:Maybe you were just a bad little Catholic and refused the priest.


THAT is too close to the bone to be funny. (if you'll pardon the expression)Angel

Haha sorry.
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 13, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Thanks for that, I'm sick and you nearly made me cough out my lung!
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RE: Dave Allen on religion
September 14, 2010 at 10:34 am (This post was last modified: September 14, 2010 at 10:34 am by KichigaiNeko.)
One thing that religion is guaranteed to give you ...illness!!!

No sorry to hear pad....and yes I can empathise with you.
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