(May 6, 2013 at 11:11 pm)Ivy Wrote:
Excuse: I didn't mean to finish so soon; it's just that you squeezed so hard it just happened. It's not my fault. It's yours.
Reason: I keep jacking off on my own free time, so when I finally have time alone with you my body responds as it does when I practice on my own in a hurry to not get caught.
Excuse: I was listening to you, but my head hurt so hard that while you were talking I heard strange pounding noises in the back of my head and it kept me from understanding your entire point.
Reason: I don't remember what you said because while you were talking I was thinking of Johnny Depp and Megan Fox going at it in the trunk of my car.
I think I love you...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
