What if...

[catfish]

If you want to have some fun, try this: Next time one of these morons starts in say "for the sake of argument, let's say you are right. Evolution is wrong. NOW, show me all the scientific evidence you have that all life started 6,000 years ago in the Middle East."

The silence will be deafening because they have never considered the problem from that angle.

Nah, the laughter would be deafening. You literalists are sooooo much fun. If you had asked me that question, I'd be laughing at you asking why you thought the need to specify 6000 years ago. (It's kinda like you are a fundy or something...)

[Angrboda]

Well, I believe a lot of people are wrong and that bad consequences will happen for being wrong. You might hate me for it but you can't accuse me of not warning you.

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I for one would not have a problem with you not warning us at all.

[Mystical]

I second that notion!

[Minimalist]

If you had asked me that question, I'd be laughing at you asking why you thought the need to specify 6000 years ago.

Because, dickhead....

http://www.freechristianteaching.org/mod...z2TsmvTtJP

The Bible clearly states says that the Universe, Life, and Man were all created over six literal days, about 6,000 years ago. According to the Bible God took six 6 literal days to create everything.

there are so many of you stupid motherfuckers out there spouting this garbage.

Congratulations if you are not one of them but I still think you are a few cans short of a six-pack.

[catfish]

If you had asked me that question, I'd be laughing at you asking why you thought the need to specify 6000 years ago.

Because, dickhead....

http://www.freechristianteaching.org/mod...z2TsmvTtJP

The Bible clearly states says that the Universe, Life, and Man were all created over six literal days, about 6,000 years ago. According to the Bible God took six 6 literal days to create everything.

there are so many of you stupid motherfuckers out there spouting this garbage.

Congratulations if you are not one of them but I still think you are a few cans short of a six-pack.

So, because some think like that, you call anyone who doesn't a dickhead? Or are you saying dickhead makes you take the literalist stance to question. Either way, Imma be laughing because you used some nutter as a reason for you specifying 6000...

(crystals diddit!)
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[Minimalist]

Tell you what...the day I give a flying fuck about what you think I'll let you know.






(Don't hold your breath.)

[catfish]

Tell you what...the day I give a flying fuck about what you think I'll let you know.






(Don't hold your breath.)

Dat's cool bro, I just like pointing out fundies when I see 'em...
:fistbump:

[Minimalist]

Look in a mirror and point out the asshole.

[catfish]

Umm, dickhead?
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You know, we can do this all night. You say shit, I turn it around. "Stop tailgating asshole!"
It'll be fun. That or you can admit that you're secretly a fundy and embrace it.

[Mystical]

I second that notion!(apophenias). You boys have fun

:popcorn;