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Holy Trinity?!!!!??!

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Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
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Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 4:41 pm
This crossed my mind:

invisible Pink Unicorn + invisible Tea Pot + invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster = Holy Trinity

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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 4:44 pm
and why?
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 4:50 pm
No, the holy trinity is the mouth, anus, and vagina.
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: No, the holy trinity is the mouth, anus, and vagina.

In that order?
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 4:52 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 4:53 pm by little_monkey.)
There's lots more to be discussed. For example, just off the top: who is the father? the son? the holy ghost? Who would be better at dying, and then resurrect after three days? Damn! There's so much here... oh wait, this was done before, riiiiiight?

EDIT: mouth, anus, and vagina... not bad, not bad at alll...
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
We have evidence that the Spaghetti Monster exists, just like Jesus existed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg

This must mean that the Spaghetti Monster in the Son.
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June 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: In that order?

Depends on what denomination you are.
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June 2, 2013 at 4:59 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Depends on what denomination you are.

Krauts.


We prefer to have zthe oral and zthe anal sex.... in zthe alphabetical order.
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RE: Holy Trinity?!!!!??!
June 2, 2013 at 10:17 pm
You never go ass to mouth.
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June 3, 2013 at 5:30 am
(June 2, 2013 at 10:17 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: You never go ass to mouth.
LIAR.

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