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Islamist suicide bombers.
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Islamist suicide bombers.
June 15, 2013 at 9:57 am
Here is a post that I found to be both funny and true

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- No Porn
- No drinking
- No opinions
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....It's not like it could get much worse

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..
etc...

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering... How damn dumb can Muslims get?
Might maybe right, but right is always might.
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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 15, 2013 at 10:15 am
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he is a martyr."

"You must be so proud," says the other.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man," replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 15, 2013 at 10:18 am
I liked this humoristic text because this is near to the reality.
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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 15, 2013 at 11:20 pm
When you look at it like that, the desire to blow themselves up suddenly make a lot of sense.
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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 16, 2013 at 5:12 am (This post was last modified: June 16, 2013 at 5:13 am by downbeatplumb.)
How can people belong to anything that stops them eating bacon!

I just don't get it!



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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 16, 2013 at 5:16 am (This post was last modified: June 16, 2013 at 5:20 am by ideologue08.)
Bacon is disgusting, I know because I was served it accidentally in a restaurant and I had to lock myself in toilet to vomit the whole thing out, not to mention being ill for rest of the day.

PS I see the racists are out the closet today
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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 16, 2013 at 5:22 am
(June 16, 2013 at 5:16 am)ideologue08 Wrote: Bacon is disgusting, I know because I was served it accidentally in a restaurant and I had to lock myself in toilet to vomit the whole thing out, not to mention being ill for rest of the day.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK........Bacon is the king of meats, its deliciousness knows no equal.
Just because your pallette is uneducated to what a truly divine taste is, do not try to belittle the finest of all piggy products!!!!!!!



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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 16, 2013 at 5:27 am
Well I found it to be shitty shit shit haha If there was no food other than bacon on earth, I'd still think twice LOL
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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 16, 2013 at 5:32 am
(June 16, 2013 at 5:27 am)ideologue08 Wrote: Well I found it to be shitty shit shit haha If there was no food other than bacon on earth, I'd still think twice LOL

Then clearly you have been eating it the wrong way.....

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RE: Islamist suicide bombers.
June 16, 2013 at 5:36 am (This post was last modified: June 16, 2013 at 5:41 am by ideologue08.)
ugh why would it be any nicer over a woman's private parts? It's already bad enough as it is, I don't need pubic hair in it on top of that.
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