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Checkmate, atheists
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 8:45 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2013 at 8:46 am by LastPoet.)
This reminded me I have a FB account, that need to be taken care off. On other news dualists like to trot around they dumbeness. I know the perfect cure for headaches: Put a bullet in your head, 100% guaranteed no more headache.
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 8:50 am
Summer, I don't see any of your comments. In fact, except for that Dale guy, all I see is one big "praise god" circle-jerk.

I don't have a FB account, is that my issue?
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 8:51 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2013 at 8:53 am by CapnAwesome.)
The funniest thing about that (obviously made up story) is that you aren't supposed to give an infant cow's milk anyway. You'd think that an Omnipotent God would give them baby formula. Also the story is so dumb and obviously fake what really takes bigger priority, paying some arbitrary bills on time or feeding your baby?
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 8:54 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2013 at 8:55 am by thesummerqueen.)
Nah, Faith, mine are probably lost in the onslaught. On the other hand, who knows - maybe the guy deleted them all. I was told I had the devil in me. Someone said Jesus was coming back, and I asked "In Black?" They didn't find it funny. Nor me telling them that if they were getting chills over the story they should probably check their A/C settings. Or when someone said "this is an amazing story!" I said "If this is amazing, no wonder Twilight sold so well."

Oh yeah, and someone tried to use Mark Twain to rebuke me. That was hilarious.
Capn, what I found more hilarious was that not a one could answer why God couldn't give the family what they needed directly. Why should there be a middle man - seems detrimental to faith. They called me rude.
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 8:58 am
The whole "God speaks to you" thing gets really tiresome to someone who legitimately hears voices. I cannot keep going through those fucking comments.
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 9:01 am
OH! And you should have seen when they got pissed at me niggling at anyone who would write "u" and "ur". They said spelling and grammar wouldn't matter IN HEAVEN. I said "I pay taxes towards the public schools that give you your education. Please quit wasting it."
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 9:02 am
(June 20, 2013 at 8:54 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Nah, Faith, mine are probably lost in the onslaught. On the other hand, who knows - maybe the guy deleted them all.

Some of the posts reference other posts that are not there. It appears that the conversation has been cleansed of the wickedness.
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 9:03 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2013 at 9:27 am by Faith No More.)
(June 20, 2013 at 9:01 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: They said spelling and grammar wouldn't matter IN HEAVEN.

That is the funniest excuse for ignorance I have ever heard.
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 9:04 am
FNM - the comments are automatically ordered by "top comments" not "most recent". If you change that, you should find her comments if you keep on going.
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RE: Checkmate, atheists
June 20, 2013 at 9:26 am
(June 20, 2013 at 9:04 am)Psykhronic Wrote: FNM - the comments are automatically ordered by "top comments" not "most recent". If you change that, you should find her comments if you keep on going.

How do I do that? I don't see such an option.
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