Why are you today?

[Jackalope]

Why? Waffles, of course.

[Foxaèr]

I am me today because my creator made me.

Unless you are Frankenstein's monster, a test tube baby, or a clone, no.

I am in existence because my parents had sex.

[Faith No More]

This is why I am today. How about you?

Alcohol and poor decision making.

[Fruity]

I am here because of your creator.

(letting that one sink in.)

Yes. Because my mother and father were poor enough to not be ready for more kids (they had another), and they really didn't want another baby, but someone told them that protection was a sin, so they stopped using it. Seems God wants to over populate the world and spread STDs. So, I am here because of your creator (or the delusion of his existence).

[genkaus]

Gee, you must be a genius!!!
Not for nothing they call you genkaus.

That's right, bitches! So take note.

I always thought that to develop the consciousness that you got now it takes a myriad of reincarnation from small to big consciousness and now you telling me that all this trouble is not necessary.
In only one life you can be what you are.
That is wonderful to know.

Glad to be of help.

Oh by the way when you got the time email me all the documentation that prove you right.

Send my private documents over the internet - not gonna happen.

Look is not that i do not believe you is just for all those skeptics that whine all the time about putting black on white.
Trouble makers you know.

Yeah, they can go ahead and keep doubting. I don't care.

They reckon that progress in consciousness is similar to the progress that a person does when for example you want to become a doctor or else.
You got to go through so many classes and to the uni. It just could not be done in just one year or so but of course it does not work like this as you say.

Ofcourse it works like that. Your consciousness didn't develop into what it is today in an year - it took your entire life.

[fr0d0]

What's the precise question here? "Why" can mean a whole host of things (think of Aristotle's four causes for starters).

The "I" in the OP is this thread. I am it's creator.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

I am you for the same reasons mentioned in the OP except for everything you say in the OP.

[Metaxu]

What's the precise question here? "Why" can mean a whole host of things (think of Aristotle's four causes for starters).

The "I" in the OP is this thread. I am it's creator.

So the point of this thread was...to make everyone think that you were talking about God? Way to go.

[fr0d0]

Well people put their own interpretation. That was down to them. What I put was factually correct.

[CleanShavenJesus]

I am me today because The Dude made me.

His Dudeness' design was perfect for my purpose/I couldn't be designed better.

I didn't evolve. It's Shomer Shabbos. I can't evolve today. I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking evolve.

My creator is undeniable, and independently abides.

This is why I am today. How about you...man?