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Kosher hotdog not selling
July 16, 2013 at 9:13 pm
To appeal to the Jewish community, I introduced a new kosher beef hotdog. It's not selling well however. The name I thought would be catchy with Jews. I call it "The Anne Frank".
Any suggestions on how I could get it selling?
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RE: Kosher hotdog not selling
July 16, 2013 at 9:20 pm
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2013 at 9:21 pm by Ryantology.)
I had the same trouble with my ice cold Vernichtung's Lager idea, even though it exterminated thirst with great efficiency.
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RE: Kosher hotdog not selling
July 16, 2013 at 9:21 pm
You should call it
Hebrew National.
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RE: Kosher hotdog not selling
July 19, 2013 at 2:28 pm
anyone ever wonder about angels? is it a coincidence that adolf is just so close to the word ADwolf? who had a better motive for attacking the Jewish people than a resurrected Jzeus hiding in the cloak of a human?