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Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
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Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 2:00 am
They both have catchphrases. ("faith" = "reason")
They both can't stand anyone else. Or each other.
They both preach. Everywhere.
They both think everyone else is crazy, either delusional or possessed.
They both think the other side has no morals. (The Crusades = Stalin)
They both join organizations that preach together.
They both have symbols.
They both quote famous believers. (Lane Craig = Harris)
They both have holy books. (The Bible = "On the Origin of Species")
They both write even more books.
Neither side will cease to exist because they're right, everyone else is wrong, and the only reason they don't agree is because they don't want to acknowledge the truth.

So don't you go around thinking you're special. Tongue
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 2:31 am
(July 25, 2013 at 2:00 am)GodIsDead Wrote: They both have catchphrases. ("faith" = "reason")

You do not understand the meaning of the word catchphrase.

Faith and reason are both words with definitions.

Both are used to justify ones possition.

Quote:They both can't stand anyone else. Or each other.

Show the evidence that proves that.

Quote:They both preach. Everywhere.

Show the evidence that shows that all atheists preach.
Quote:They both think everyone else is crazy, either delusional or possessed.

Show the evidence that shows what a certain kind of people think.

Quote:They both think the other side has no morals. (The Crusades = Stalin)


Show the evidence that shows what a certain kind of people think.

Quote:They both join organizations that preach together.

Show that nebolous atheist organisation which apparently is joined by so many atheists.

Quote:They both have symbols.


Show us those atheist symbols

Quote:They both quote famous believers. (Lane Craig = Harris)

Show the evidance that all atheists constantly engage in quotemining
Quote:They both have holy books. (The Bible = "On the Origin of Species")

The origin of spieces is a slightly outdated scientific study which is also acknowleged by theists who happen to not be ignorant of science.

Like You!

Quote:They both write even more books.

Show how writing a book makes a person dogmatic.

Quote:Neither side will cease to exist because they're right, everyone else is wrong, and the only reason they don't agree is because they don't want to acknowledge the truth.

And what is that so called truth?

And show the evidence that proves that all atheists are like that

Quote:So don't you go around thinking you're special. Tongue

Show the evidence that proves all atheist think of themselves as special.

and:

Show the evidence that shows what a certain kind of people think.
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 5:03 am (This post was last modified: July 25, 2013 at 5:05 am by GodIsDead.)
i said 'passionate atheists', mind you. Gosh, lighten up, this is a humor thread, not a church.

And here's another catchphrase: "SHOW THE EVIDENCE!"
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"Don't you see it?" he asked. Smile
"What?" Undecided
"It's Jesus! He's revealing himself to us!" Confusedhock:
"Really? Where? Where is he?" Sad
"Gone. You missed him." Wink Shades
"Shit." Angry
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 5:17 am
huh. For the Humor section, this isn't really all that funny.
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 5:27 am
Let me guess...atheist?
I love it. Now I've offended both sides equally.

I refuse to kiss asses, so I'll kick both of them. THIS IS EQUALITY.
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 5:37 am (This post was last modified: July 25, 2013 at 5:38 am by genkaus.)
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 5:46 am
I'm an unbeliever, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

But that reminds me! I haven't made fun of the agnostics yet!
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 7:15 am (This post was last modified: July 25, 2013 at 7:16 am by Brian37.)
Why is this in the "humor" section, because I didn't find it funny at all. Nor accurate for that matter.
(July 25, 2013 at 5:46 am)GodIsDead Wrote: I'm an unbeliever, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

But that reminds me! I haven't made fun of the agnostics yet!

Well, work on finding better jokes.
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 7:26 am
*sigh*

Another worthless troll who`ll add nothing interesting and will either not return or be banned in a couple of weeks.
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RE: Why passionate atheists are really fundamentalist Christians
July 25, 2013 at 11:19 am
(July 25, 2013 at 2:00 am)GodIsDead Wrote: They both have catchphrases. ("faith" = "reason")
They both can't stand anyone else. Or each other.
They both preach. Everywhere.
They both think everyone else is crazy, either delusional or possessed.
They both think the other side has no morals. (The Crusades = Stalin)
They both join organizations that preach together.
They both have symbols.
They both quote famous believers. (Lane Craig = Harris)
They both have holy books. (The Bible = "On the Origin of Species")
They both write even more books.
Neither side will cease to exist because they're right, everyone else is wrong, and the only reason they don't agree is because they don't want to acknowledge the truth.

So don't you go around thinking you're special. Tongue

I was supposed to laugh? You need to try your jokes out on someone before you post them in a public forum for humor.
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