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Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 10:45 am
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It seems like a lot of us walk around, knowing that we all know the meaning of life, attacking peoples religious beliefs because they don't know the answers like we do. Which is great. People aren't entitled to their beliefs, they should grow up, so I want to know what gives theists the the right to be such stupid immature halfwitted assholes? If they want to believe we're all just floating around the back of a giant space turtle who's fighting a dragon then where's the sense in that? I haven't been in space or fought dragons in ages. If that is what makes them happy and they're failing to work on making this world a better place to be in, I don't see an upside. I'm not saying all atheists are fucking geniuses like me, but most of us are and theists are all 100% idiots and the spawn of the Satan that we don't believe in. And from what I can tell it's a good chunk of us who really are fucking geniuses like me. What makes us atheists such terrific people that we want to fix society? Is it because our lives are so sexy that we never have to waste our time on dragging others up to our clearly superior level?
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 10:47 am
because so many of us are multi-orgasmic ??
Or is this another trick question ?
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 10:48 am
I'm a guy.
And even I have multiple orgasms sometimes. So you're right. It must be an atheist thing.
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 10:57 am
Can't speak for my fellow atheists, but I'm magnificent because I'm better than everyone else.
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 11:12 am
The secret is in the sauce. (I'm extra saucy.)
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 11:15 am
(December 12, 2017 at 10:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Can't speak for my fellow atheists, but I'm magnificent because I'm better than everyone else.
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We all are, Boru. We all are. 
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 11:17 am
(December 12, 2017 at 11:15 am)Fireball Wrote: (December 12, 2017 at 10:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Can't speak for my fellow atheists, but I'm magnificent because I'm better than everyone else.
Boru
We all are, Boru. We all are.
Although I'd surrender my magnificence in a fast minute in exchange for multiple orgasms.
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 11:29 am
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(December 12, 2017 at 11:15 am)Fireball Wrote: (December 12, 2017 at 10:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Can't speak for my fellow atheists, but I'm magnificent because I'm better than everyone else.
Boru
We all are, Boru. We all are.
Don't be ridiculous.
Boru
(December 12, 2017 at 11:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 12, 2017 at 11:15 am)Fireball Wrote: We all are, Boru. We all are.
Although I'd surrender my magnificence in a fast minute in exchange for multiple orgasms.
Boru
Bah! Are you stalking my sexual posts again? 
Boru
EDIT: Oh look Boru! You DO have multiple orgasms! Because I have them and I am He!
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 5:12 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 10:45 am)Hammy Wrote: It seems like a lot of us walk around, knowing that we all know the meaning of life, attacking peoples religious beliefs because they don't know the answers like we do. Which is great. People aren't entitled to their beliefs, they should grow up, so I want to know what gives theists the the right to be such stupid immature halfwitted assholes? If they want to believe we're all just floating around the back of a giant space turtle who's fighting a dragon then where's the sense in that? I haven't been in space or fought dragons in ages. If that is what makes them happy and they're failing to work on making this world a better place to be in, I don't see an upside. I'm not saying all atheists are fucking geniuses like me, but most of us are and theists are all 100% idiots and the spawn of the Satan that we don't believe in. And from what I can tell it's a good chunk of us who really are fucking geniuses like me. What makes us atheists such terrific people that we want to fix society? Is it because our lives are so sexy that we never have to waste our time on dragging others up to our clearly superior level?
Fuck off ya twatwaddle.
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RE: Why are atheists so magnificent?
December 12, 2017 at 5:42 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 5:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (December 12, 2017 at 10:45 am)Hammy Wrote: It seems like a lot of us walk around, knowing that we all know the meaning of life, attacking peoples religious beliefs because they don't know the answers like we do. Which is great. People aren't entitled to their beliefs, they should grow up, so I want to know what gives theists the the right to be such stupid immature halfwitted assholes? If they want to believe we're all just floating around the back of a giant space turtle who's fighting a dragon then where's the sense in that? I haven't been in space or fought dragons in ages. If that is what makes them happy and they're failing to work on making this world a better place to be in, I don't see an upside. I'm not saying all atheists are fucking geniuses like me, but most of us are and theists are all 100% idiots and the spawn of the Satan that we don't believe in. And from what I can tell it's a good chunk of us who really are fucking geniuses like me. What makes us atheists such terrific people that we want to fix society? Is it because our lives are so sexy that we never have to waste our time on dragging others up to our clearly superior level?
Fuck off ya twatwaddle.
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