High there

[Jackalope]

Don't be ridiculous! Of course he doesn't believe in Allah!

He's a Ceiling Cat man like me, aren't you Father H?

Pray tell...'ceiling cat man'?

So... You've been living in a cave, yes?

[Captain Colostomy]

Pray tell...'ceiling cat man'?

So... You've been living in a cave, yes?

Care to repeat that, sonny....the echo in here is ridiculous!

(I only acknowledge dumbassedness when I'm curious...and clueless. Welp...I'm both.)

[Fruity]

Welcome

So, are you really a priest? Sorry, my psych has been manipulated into automatically thinking priests, therefore, pervs. You might be different. Perhaps the really innocent type, in which case...

Do you ever think of fucking? Do you ever turn at the passing of a thong? Does it hurt to wake up in the morning and not be able to play with it? Do you have a form of release that does not make you feel guilty?

Ayyyyy, I am on a road trip right now, stopped for a little rest, and had to check AF. This is where I ended up. My rest stop? The thread that belongs to a priest who gets high.

Anyway, once again, please, accept my welcome. I welcome you with open arms.

[downbeatplumb]

Which one do you mean?

Which living God do I mean?
Well ... since there's only one ...

Where's the quote function?

H

You seem to be under the impression that there is only have one god you could believe in.

You are wrong.

Don't misunderstand me, i think they are all fiction. I just wanted to know which god you were wrong about.

[ITChick]

Hi. ...
Nice place you got here.

H

Hi Dad!

Wait... Hold on a second. You are not my father! Why would you say you are my father if you are not? Are you implying something about my mom?

And what are you doing in my house!?

Welcome! Hope you have fun here.

[Father Herman]

The poe is strong on this one... wither that or he's extremely noob... I guess time will tell.

What in the world does this mean?

I tried to look these words up, but the definitions were very fuzzy and didn't make much sense.

H

[Cyberman]

?

Really?

The definitions are extremely well defined. You must seriously new to the internet. Not that there's anything wrong with that. You must forgive us if we haz a doubtful.

Poe refers to Poe's law, which states roughly that it is impossible to tell the difference between a religious fundamentalist and someone pretending to be one. More generally, a Poe is the term for an atheist (usually) posing as a theist for purposes known only to themselves but often for parody. All too often a blank denial of understanding of the term's meaning is a sure sign that the person actually is a Poe.

N00b is a sort of leet-speak corruption of newbie, i.e. a rookie or similar green neophyte.

Hope this helps.

[Father Herman]

You must seriously new to the internet.

Poe's law ... states roughly that it is impossible to tell the difference between a religious fundamentalist and someone pretending to be one. More generally, a Poe is the term for an atheist (usually) posing as a theist ... often for parody.

I'm not new to the internet, but the places I usually go tend to be low on slang. So the next question is what do you mean by a "fundamentalist?"

As for ceiling cat -- "Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers."

As it happens I've got seven cats.
A Very Beautiful cat can be seen here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ceiling_Cat

H

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So, are you really a priest? ... my psych has been manipulated into automatically thinking priests, therefore, pervs.
...
Do you ever think of fucking? Do you ever turn at the passing of a thong? Does it hurt to wake up in the morning and not be able to play with it? Do you have a form of release that does not make you feel guilty?

So, Ivy ... you felt all this was necessary somehow?
Anyway, nice to meet you, I'm sure.

No, I'm not a priest. I'm a monk. Monks have been called Father since at least the 3rd century.

H

[Cyberman]

I'm not new to the internet, but the places I usually go tend to be low on slang. So the next question is what do you mean by a "fundamentalist?"

Now even my Poe-sense is starting to tingle, I'm afraid.

As to your question: wouldn't it be great if there were some kind of world wide network of computers - a 'web", if you will - which a person could consult (or 'browse') using a sort of 'engine' to literally 'search' for information? Why isn't there something like this?

As for ceiling cat -- "Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers."

It is also the only god entity for which there is absolute undeniable proof, viz:



Edit: Replaced unworthy little image with a grander offering more befitting of a supreme kitteh.

[Father Herman]

Well I thought the word "fundamentalist" usually refers to the lower depths of Protestantism.

Is that what you meant?

H