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Theories about Jesus?

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Theories about Jesus?
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#21
RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:28 am
(August 24, 2013 at 10:15 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote:
(August 24, 2013 at 9:42 pm)catfish Wrote: Bullshit... You made the assertion of what was a requirement to be a christian. Put up your "proof" or concede that it was a bare assertion. I bolded the relevant part for you in case you like ignore normal type too.

You mean I need to prove that Christians use the Bible to support their beliefs? Is this what you want me to prove?

Your reading comprehension surely cannot be as faulty as your words imply, can it?
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RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:32 am
I think I've found someone I'm seriously considering putting on ignore.

Catfish, are you picking a fight? If so, then why?
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#23
RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:34 am
I guess it is... Undecided
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RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:34 am
Catty, stop being a meanie.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:39 am
Quote:Maybe if you dropped a "fuck" or 5 during your banter you would sound older than 13, and be taken somewhat seriously.

Nah, you fuckheads would quickly forget how much I despise you if I did that.

That said, try to understand that I do not desire to be taken seriously by any devotee of a bunch of pervert priest child fuckers. As long as you are happy to call yourself a fucking catholic my attitude towards you will always be "go fuck yourself."
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RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:42 am
(August 24, 2013 at 7:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Jesus wasn't.

No more than Hercules, Zeus, Odin, Quetzlcoatl, etc.

That Jesus the god and son of god wasn't is about as certain as any proposition about the universe can be.

But whether Jesus the lazy and failed carpenter, the unfilial son to his true parents, the small time hustler, the ambitious but hapless perpetrator of sedition, ever was is another question.
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#27
RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 12:43 am
The answer to which is utterly irrelevant.
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RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 1:13 am
(August 25, 2013 at 12:32 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: I think I've found someone I'm seriously considering putting on ignore.

Catfish, are you picking a fight? If so, then why?

In the Southeastern US, catfish are often caught by a method called 'noodlin'. I suspect ol' catty here is emulating his bottomfeeder brethren by poppin' open his mouth like a baby bird sighting a worm. Question becomes...what worm are you dangling, BWS, to encite Catfish's animal nature?

I would offer up a guess, but I prefer to just stir the pot for now. Smile
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RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 1:31 am
As I'm not responsible for the OP, I'm not even certain.
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#30
RE: Theories about Jesus?
August 25, 2013 at 1:37 am
Must just be a surplus of mercury in Catfish's drinking/toilet water, then.
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