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Found this while
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Found this while
looking for something else.... too good to pass up.



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The funny thing is, it's a conceivable scenario.
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#3
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Here's Republican Jesus.

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What the fuck is he doing with a Combat Infantry Badge? Is he still trying to live up to prophesy? That ship has sailed...
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With everything Jesus said about the rich not getting into heaven, selling everything you own and giving that money to the poor, healing the sick, feeding the poor, love thy enemy, etc, there's no way he'd ever get the Republican nomination. Republican Jesus, on the other hand...
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Republicans want to use Jesus to further their political careers, but they certainly do not want to be ANYTHING like him.

Basically, the richest of the rich hatched a great scheme. They said:

Look, the sad truth is, the vast majority of the country's people are idiotic and gullible, and we really have no interest in helping them. However, they are the majority, so we need their vote. So, here's what we are going to do: we are going to play the God card. Yup, we are going to EASILY convince these gullible idiots that GOD wants them to vote for us. With that, we can continue looking out for ourselves while keeping their sorry pathetic assess down and doing all of our dirty work, all while maintaining their unconditional support.

You all think it will work? Hahaha, of course it will. Just look at them!

Devil
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Yeah - it went something like this.

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(August 29, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah - it went something like this.

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LOL. That's perfect.
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(August 29, 2013 at 8:41 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: What the fuck is he doing with a Combat Infantry Badge?

He bought it at the PX, duh.
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