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The bible to be rewriten?

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The bible to be rewriten?
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The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I found this to be a bit amusing. Conservatives are going to rewrite the bible. That should be an interesting read.

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/f...index.html
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Lol ^_^ Another rewrite? As to the salon.com article: Is the article writer being sarcastic? I sure hope so Tongue
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm by binny.)
I believe it was meant to be sarcastic. If not then we're in big trouble.Panic
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm
No doubt about that ^_^ Imagine a bible this retarded ^_^ and people actually believing it Joke ^_^

Normally they are ridiculous... but the rewrite is hilariously more so ^_^
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Me and my bro, when we were kids, were doing a piss-take of the Bible. It wasn't very good, but then, we were kids.

I remember one line from it was how, instead of there being the character Abel in the Bible, there was instead a Biblical character called Unabel "[...]who was unable to do anything but shag sheep".

Blasphemy FTW.

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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 6:22 pm
For it to be blasphemy.. you would need to have something to blaspheme Tongue
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm
No, just more expletives Evie Big Grin
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I'm afraid it is true. I was wondering what the next stupid thing Conservapedia did would be, and I have to say they haven't left me disappointed. There's a great part in the Talk page of the "Conservative Bible Project" about a new word to describe slavery in the Bible, because *obviously* the slavery in the Bible isn't proper slavery...
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I'm presently wading through Bart Ehrman's "Jesus Interrupted" and on page #225 he makes this comment:


Quote:In the South, it is true, more people revere the Bible than read it.


Thus, it really doesn't matter what they write in it - the dumb shits don't (or can't) read it anyway.
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RE: The bible to be rewriten?
October 7, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Proper slavery? What the hell? I thought the entire article was pure satire... this conservapedia actually exists?! Confusedhock:
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