The bible to be rewriten?

[Tiberius]

It's the greatest site on the internet:

http://conservapedia.com/Atheism
http://conservapedia.com/Evolution

^ Two fab articles for lols.

Also the use of Volcanoes in transporting animals after the Flood: http://conservapedia.com/Post-Diluvian_D...#Volcanoes

[Minimalist]

The Post-Noachian Flood Volcano Theory comes from the example of Krakatoa, which, in 1883, erupted and destroyed most of the island, thus remaining lifeless for many years. Still the same life that was there before the eruption eventually came back. It is possible that volcanoes in the Mount Ararat region were able to transport the smaller animals over much greater distances than the animals could get just by walking.

WTF? You know, I've come across some dumb-ass fundies in my travels but I have yet to meet one who could say anything quite this stupid.

[Violet]

My goodness @ the atheism article... how can so much propaganda be generated in one place? Well, I suppose it is called 'conservapedia' for a reason... but that shouldn't give them the right to be that one-sided

I think the authors need to get out more

[Minimalist]

I think they should be locked up more.

[fr0d0]

Conservatism was ever fair and balanced?

[leo-rcc]

Of course, it it Fox News' motto so it must be true.

[Amphora]

I found this to be a bit amusing. Conservatives are going to rewrite the bible. That should be an interesting read.

It was quiet amusing. I had a good laugh there. But hopefully conservstives won't rewrite the bible.

Amp

[downbeatplumb]

Add a first page.

'The following is a work of fiction, any resemblence to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental'

Thanks Red Dwarf.

[Edwardo Piet]

Why mention Red Dwarf?

P.S: Red Dwarf FTW.

EvF

[AngelaRachnid]

I thought you meant this re write?

OK tried to post a link to the newspaper article in the Daily Telegraph via the NSS website about A sexually explicit illustrated Book of Genesis by controversial artist Robert Crumb (who wrote Fritz the Cat, and if you have not seen it i suggest you do), but as i have not made 20 posts I am not allowed (or some bollox like that). you will have to check it out yourself's and maybe someone else who isn't a terrorist or whatever can post a link

I will definitely be buying a copy of that

If conservapaedophile can do it maybe we should also, and update it with the other gospels that they missed out in the first place, include things like Adams first wife whatshername who done a runner (there is no mention of the divorce in the bible so Adam was a bigamist), then the whole history of gods lineage including his mum Sophia (reads a bit like the Silmarillion), what else ??? Secret gospel of Mark where Jesus (sorry Joshua, lets try to keep everything in the same language) spends the night with a young man who wants to "know" (shag the donkey of) him, maybe have cross referances (yes i know there will be alot of them) to the various contradictions etc anyone got other ideas?

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