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Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers

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Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
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Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 2:57 pm
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm (This post was last modified: September 11, 2013 at 3:00 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Does science explain why you would mistakenly think you have testicles?

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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm
I must have tiny balls, then.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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September 11, 2013 at 3:03 pm
That article is nuts.
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:04 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I must have tiny balls, then.

It's not the size, it's weather they are made of tofu or brass.
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I must have tiny balls, then.

Me too, although my ginormous cock may be skewing the perspective.
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:04 pm)Chuck Wrote: It's not the size, it's weather they are made of tofu or brass.

Mine are aluminum.
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September 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I must have tiny balls, then.

Me too, although my ginormous cock may be skewing the perspective.


What good are huge rifles that can only fire blanks?
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:08 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm)Chuck Wrote: What good are huge rifles that can only fire blanks?

One could argue that rather than shooting blanks, you are actually dodging a bullet.
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:13 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Me too, although my ginormous cock may be skewing the perspective.


What good are huge rifles that can only fire blanks?

The important thing is pointing it down range. It still goes 'bang' you know.
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