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Ivy made me do it!
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 11:57 pm
I just had a pineapple and sausage pizza orgy.

I said sausage.
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#32
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 20, 2013 at 11:59 pm
(September 20, 2013 at 11:57 pm)c172 Wrote: I said sausage.

You said Jesus backwards. Wink Shades
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#33
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 12:09 am
this orgy needs more bacon!
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#34
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am
Tell Ivy to get her ass back here thenWink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#35
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 12:17 am
(September 21, 2013 at 12:15 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Tell Ivy to get her ass back here thenWink

And the rest of her too.
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#36
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 12:19 am
lol oh my. Yes, bring all of her please. Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#37
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 12:32 am
lol I met her for like 30 minutes, I don't think she would let me take her anywhere! Maybe if I set a trap with bacon and beer...
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#38
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 2:54 am
(September 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm)missluckie26 Wrote:
(September 20, 2013 at 7:44 am)Ben Davis Wrote: *edit

Sorry Stimbo, maybe some other time Cool Shades

I'm curious, what prompts the monogamy? Any specific reasons?


Humanity has spent a good few thousand years trying to explain that one.

Not sure you can expect a good answer.

Lets just say in my experience over the last 3 decades its nice to have something you share with one other person and no other. As it happens we were sharing last night so I am in a very good mood this a.m.
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RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 3:01 am
Welcome goliath dude.
Now .... about those orgies... why is it that I never get those memos?
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#40
RE: Ivy made me do it!
September 21, 2013 at 4:25 pm
(September 20, 2013 at 11:59 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(September 20, 2013 at 11:57 pm)c172 Wrote: I said sausage.

You said Jesus backwards. Wink Shades

So Jesus is the anti-sausage! Suddenly things make a whole lot more sense!
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