God's Tools
September 21, 2013 at 4:20 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2013 at 4:21 pm by Michael Schubert.)
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  RE: God's Tools
September 21, 2013 at 5:15 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2013 at 5:15 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
It isn't at all surprising that Jesus was a carpenter: If your only tool is a hammer, then every problem looks like a nail.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Wider? No.
Lazer-like focus.  (September 21, 2013 at 4:20 pm)Michael Schubert Wrote: Regardless of how God used his or her magic to create life and the world, everyone knows that magic does not exist. So..... Oh no, it's not magic. God spoke the 'word' and everything came into existence. It's all very logical, ya see? But, ummm, don't stand before god if he ever talks to you. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but god's words can turn you into a goat/slash/fish/slash/paper weight. 
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT! 
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
The holier they are the harder they fall!
 RE: God's Tools
October 4, 2013 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: October 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm by max-greece.)
Didn't God use his tool on a virgin 2000 years ago.
That didn't turn out too well as I remember. The kid turned out to be a right tear-away and eventually got killed young, as they often do. |
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